Bad Day for Rudolph...

The following little script is from Family Guy:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is located in a doctor's office.

Doctor: Well Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.

Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or...or leprechaun tails?

Doctor: No, it's a tumor.

Rudolph: You mean, like a magical Christmas tumor?

Doctor: No... a malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.

Rudolph: Oh.... Like a happy special... ?

Doctor: You're going to die.